vegas lesson #1:do not drive down craig road with your sister, after a tiring trip to target, hungry for "a small dessert." you will come back home with a dozen delicious pastries from dunkin donuts. so bad. and yet so good.
vegas lesson #2:
when you find a cockroach late at night near the sofa where you are sleeping, do not simply put a clear plastic cup over it so that you can show everyone. even if the thought of crunching it makes you throw up a little in your mouth, DO IT! kill it! otherwise, you will wake up the next morning and, in your sleepy stupor, hear the faint sound of your curious 9 month old nephew playing with a cup on the ground near the capture site. then you will think, "oh no. he is playing with the cockroach cup." then, you will feel your little roach buddy crawling on your chest! and scream and throw your blanket off of you and run away.
i can't wait until tomorrow! we are making a big breakfast of banana-blueberry pancakes. then i think tom and i may go out exploring to the lake!
1 comment:
hilarious! i loved the look of fright on your face when you realized what was happening
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